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lolminoot:

never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.

via  crannog  (originally  lolminoot)
23 seconds ago on 23 April 2014 @ 11:13pm 139,017 notes
via  timshelchoose  (originally  slayerage)
44 seconds ago on 23 April 2014 @ 11:12pm 4,857 notes
via  tastefullyoffensive  (originally  bepeu)
1 minute ago on 23 April 2014 @ 11:11pm 47,254 notes
via  timshelchoose  (originally  zaynyboy)
2 minutes ago on 23 April 2014 @ 11:11pm 107,975 notes

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

via  colormemanda  (originally  samlikesboys)
22 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 1:05am 7,072 notes

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

via  crannog  (originally  phlynn)
1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 9:25pm 361,918 notes
2 days ago on 21 April 2014 @ 10:11pm 246 notes
via  crannog  (originally  shopwitme)
2 days ago on 21 April 2014 @ 12:48am 85,640 notes

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

via  kylieamore  (originally  homosassy)
2 days ago on 21 April 2014 @ 12:45am 621,884 notes
via  mybravebow  (originally  mybravebow)
2 days ago on 21 April 2014 @ 12:37am 85 notes