Remember kids, if your last name is Winchester you’re guaranteed to be 60% more attractive.

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menosquetres:

Bahahahaha the kilometer one

Yes we know he was right and we were wrong but HE SHOULD HAVE RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY EVEN IF IT’S DEMONSTRABLY WRONG

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mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

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ifollowillozil:

WHAT DO I DO IF I TOUCH IT WILL BE A MESS HEEEELP MEEEE!!!!

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captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

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witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

thefrogman:

Princess Monster Truck [instagram] on Buzzfeed

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