I’m going to make a youtube video entitled
"Shit ALL men say”
and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”
And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.
I will break them.
crying because 50 shades of grey
fifty shades of awful
JUST SAY IT
50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”
i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together
New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.
Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!
trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room
OH MY FUCKINg GOD
“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised
This is why I’m not allowed out in public.