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p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

via  kylieamore  (originally  p0kemina)
1 hour ago on 2 August 2014 @ 12:37am 341,714 notes

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

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fifty shades of awful

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JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

via  ryan-thehotdad-guy  (originally  kummersaurus)
1 hour ago on 2 August 2014 @ 12:35am 111,846 notes

porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

via  withhandsbehindhisback  (originally  porpentine)
1 hour ago on 2 August 2014 @ 12:35am 37,580 notes

sailorpizza:

smallnightbird:

smallnightbird:

New species of bat foundNiumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.

Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!

gimme

via  sixpenceee  (originally  lesless)
2 hours ago on 1 August 2014 @ 11:56pm 93,775 notes

wealwaysbreathe:

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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OH MY FUCKINg GOD

via  timshelchoose  (originally  sexrumors)
2 hours ago on 1 August 2014 @ 11:44pm 74,737 notes
via  timshelchoose  (originally  kellyandgold)
2 hours ago on 1 August 2014 @ 11:44pm 129,504 notes

urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

via  timshelchoose  (originally  urbancatfitters)
2 hours ago on 1 August 2014 @ 11:44pm 416,589 notes
via  timshelchoose  (originally  flawlessvevo)
2 hours ago on 1 August 2014 @ 11:43pm 102,220 notes

sodomymcscurvylegs:

This is why I’m not allowed out in public.

via  timshelchoose  (originally  sodomymcscurvylegs)
2 hours ago on 1 August 2014 @ 11:42pm 23,794 notes
via  timshelchoose  (originally  weirdnessisgood)
2 hours ago on 1 August 2014 @ 11:39pm 50,761 notes